This actually sounds like the mantra of a naughty 10-year-old, but it's really the root philosophy of the secret agent.
The International Spy Museum (800 F St. NW, Washington, DC 202.EYE.SPY.U) is the place to test your skills as an international man, woman or kid of mystery.
Operation Spy takes you deep into Khandar on a covert mission with a team of special missions experts. Practice your eavesdropping and surveillance skills with high tech equipment, search for sensitive documents, and interrogate suspects.
Your expertise determines the outcome.
Afterwards, toast your success with a mock-tini. Shaken, not stirred.
Combination tickets ($27) include museum Operation Spy interactive experience and museum admission.
The mission is yours, should you choose to accept it.